it's going to be a different planet yet again.

You have reached Doktor Rudolf von Hacklheber. If you have something to discuss, I'll be with you shortly.

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fourth-walling What the fuck kind of character has read this book anyway?
backtagging LMAO PLEASE.
threadjacking Jack at will.
injury Not opposed at all - but if it's bigger than, say, cuts and bruises, let's talk it over before it happens.
killing Nahh.
mind-reading Sure! But be prepared for the possibility that Rudy may figure out You Know Something You Shouldn't.
kinks here!